Why people on MySpace are fucking idiots

This is a collection of things people have put on their status message on Myspace and then my answer to them because I got pissed off!

Pre-script: FYI, girls, you just sound stupid saying that you are “bi”. About 90 percent of the Myspace girls say that, and its far from likely, lets just be honest, you’re a dirty cock teaser, who has no intention of going near other girls in that way. Read below to see why human beings are ready for extinction.
(survival of the fittest-we are dead)

1. No Matta Da Situatiion Ima Holdd You Downn
   Grow up youre not nine, you are a fucking chav though.
2. Girls are better at sex then guys will ever be
   Shut up, psuedo Bi girl.
3. IF YOU DO MESSAGE ME I JUST DELETE THEM
   Why are you on Myspace, fuckhead?
4. MEET SOME ONE WHO IS FUNNY LAID BACK AND OUTGOING AND LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
   How can you be laid back AND outgoing??
5. I’M SECURITY AND I REGULATE MY BIATCHES…..
   That means absolutely nothing.
6. Hello, I’m Not Asian
   No fucking shit.
7. LoVe @ FiRsT BiTe
   And you’ll also be infected with stupidity.
8. Just livin’ the dream baby
   Whatever you say.
9. Impulsive Bitch
   How great it must be in your world.
10. Dont you wish your girlfriend was hott like me
    No. I wish you had a brain like her.
11. 75202 Finest
    If only you didnt come from texas.
12. Nothing intellectually stimulating comes to mind
    Has it ever?
13. I’ll fuck you, in your gods hands
    What a strange thing to say.
14. Die Like Jim Morrison A Fucking Rock Star
    You have seal on your page
15. I am your Dream Girl
    When i want a girl who has no brain and pretends to be Bi, i’ll come running to you.
16. Let’s just Get Right
    What???
17. Im horny everyday that ends in y duhhh
    Which is the same shape as your coffin when you get aids and die.
18. Pain doesn’t hurt, when it’s all you’ve ever felt
    What fucking ever, emofreak!
19. NOTE TO SELF: I MISS YOU TERRIBLY
    Shut up, please shut up.
20. ALWAYS IS A WORD WITHOUT AN END
    Birthday card shit.
21. Hi my name is Annie!! Im bi but right now
    Cause its in fashion?
22. DO NOT EVEN TRY I HAVE A MAN!  This is for WORK
    How is a myspace profile any use for work???
23. I do everything at 150 percent
    100 percent is the highest you can go, there is no percentage higher. 100% = full amount, prick.
24. Candy Is Dandy But LickHer Is Quicker
    Fuck off with that shit.
25. Numb the aching of my broken heart
    No one gives a shit.
26. Let me dance for you….
    Do what you have to do.
27. You Think You Know…
    I dont want to know.
28. i love to party im usually horny
    You mean standing in a shitty room with idiots being drunk and then catching lots of STD’s. This country is in such fucking trouble.
29. I TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF BECAUSE I CAN
    Yes and so does everybody else.
30. Look out your window my sunshine is all around
    You still look like a dumb fucking retard though.
31. Don’t hate b/c we are the HOTTEST SHIT around
    First learn to spell and write, second take out the word hottest, and youve got your true description.
32. I am a purple fairy!
    No you are a prick.
33. Living for the weekend!!
    Another waste of space (favorite show , bigbrother).
34. How do u know when to just give up?
    You should really give up.
35. i have nothing to say
    Then please stop littering the internet with your shitty sites.
36. From the minds of modern music makers
    More emo love songs.
37. The World Is there to be enjoyed
    Thats the kind of thinking that has seen off millions of animals and species of plant.
38. Come into My World – If you Dare
    Is that the same world where all the rest of the pricks live?
39. The Young Lioness Is Coming…
    Bang ! there was a poacher there, ps. lions dont listen to R&B, idiot.
40. Wat It Dookie?! Shaboopalaboopy…Pookie Got Booty!!
    Please grow the fuck up.
41. Words are just play things…give me something real
    What, like a kicking?
42. ScAnDaLoUs
    Shut up refering to shit songs, and stop with the capital/undercase writing it just looks stupid.
43. MiSs NeW bOoTy
    …to the blind and moronic maybe.
44. im probably the nicest person you will ever meet unless u mess with me
    I’ve not heard that before, and i doubt having messed, you would do fuck all about it except cry to the other idiots you know,
45. Hard To Get, Harder To Keep..
    Thank fuck for that!
46. You can look…but you can’t touch
    Except for all the guys you cock tease and sleep with you dirty slut.
47. Never cry over anyone who wouldn’t cry over you
    More birthday card pish.
48. I’m not gona lie…
    Whoopee shit!
49. Too Strong For Too Long
    Please let me know which asylum you have escaped from.
50. Dont judge me
    Look at my tits instead.
51. Work it, work it! Check out the attitude!
    Arsehole.
52. Live life to the full!
    By as you put it “going out and getting drunk” what about travelling around the world or all the other billions of things you’ll never do cause youre a slut and a hypacrite, and most of all a waste of space.
53. I believe that laughter/positive thinking are the best medicine
    I’ll bear that in mind when youre in extreme pain and need morphine
54. I work hard and I play harder
    Anymore pointless things you want to say while youre at it, like im a glass half full person perhaps, or how about smiling only takes 2 muscles, really, lay of the pills you crazy bitch.

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