Why I Hate The Sunny Days
Summer is upon on us again and this time of year to me as you might expect is hell and I’ll tell you why…
First of all, in this country among a certain fraternity of men who I like to call tossers feel that once 5 minutes of sun reveals itself from the greyness of our usual skyline, that they need to take off their tops and walk around half naked, which is pointless, wearing light clothing actually keeps you cooler than nothing at all due to the thin layer of air between them and your skin and the reflective properties of light clothing, so obviously being cool isn’t the reason. So I have to conclude that these barely evolved morons see it as some kind of mating ritual, and of course these are the types of men who spend hours and countless thousands in gyms precisely so they can do this. Well as a straight male I of course can be no authority on this subject but I just cannot see how women would be attracted to people who basically have their insides on show I mean come on! you see one of these muscle bound freaks and all you see is fucking tubes/veins and muscles in places that only exist because of unnatural gym exercises.
Another thing that really pisses me off about summer is the fact that here in Britain we only get about 5 days of sun per summer, which may confuse you given the fact I have just said I hate the sun, well the reason for this is, people spend everyday that isn’t sunny complaining that it’s raining or its grey, which you may see as a little hypocritical being that this is a page where I basically complain about everything, but the difference here is that its the same fucking sentences over and over again, year after fucking year “I wish the sun would come out” “it’s always raining here” etc. well first, saying something over and over again won’t fucking change anything, I suggest if you want constant sun then fuck off to Australia or something, secondly after an average of 30 years on this planet living in this country, what about the fact we barely get a summer surprises you? are you really that much of a fucking moron?
finally I apologise if some of that doesn’t read well I have a bastard of a migraine and I cannot be arsed proof reading it.
