The Daily Mail
well it was only a matter of time before I got around to this shit storm of a bad newspaper, it is an even bigger doommonger than me, and at least I do mine with elements of humour, they take themselves seriously which is fucking scary. having said that there is not much I can say about this media outlet full only of conjecture and opinion that everyone else hasn’t said before (I point you to brilliant comedians like Russell Howard and so on) basically the newspaper itself is a what’s what on outrage at absolutely anything without substantial evidence or even knowing the full story, or indeed any of the story. so for my little article I am going to use one of my favourite formulae of taking what their users have said and “answering” them(if I need to, really just to show you without you having to go and look what fucking mongoloids these people are.
1. I think this sick B****** Boyle should be band from performing also they should ban the other vulagr sick commic like Jo Brand, Alexis Sales and Rickay Thomlinson. (about Frankie Boyles Cumbrian shooting joke)
2. This is THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS SCANDAL IN TELEVISION HISTORY. get a grip it’s the fucking x-factor you mental case
3. Cant say I blame her, lets hope shes scared of having anymore children by useless lumps as well, she can do better on her own as she as shown. this is about Kerry katona being too scared to get involved with anyone, it amazes me that anyone cares enough to give that much of a shit about some stupid retarded bitch
4. Please remember that the NSPCC wants to criminalise any parent who smacks an errant child. If you occasionally smack your child, this charity thinks you are a brutal criminal who should be prosecuted.
I wouldn’t give them a fiver – I wouldn’t give them five pence yeah you be sure to let me know how the therapy goes you fucking maniac
5. Don’t like their own medicine this sleazy underhand back stabbing labour party.They’ll be squealing far
louder after the next general election yes, mike and as you know they lost the election and the cuntservatives are systematically raping anything that helped anyone, good job you and your fellow voters did there, dick
6. when I was 13 ( in the fifties) i was playing knock down ginger and scrumping apples..why cant we go back to those times?cause we are not in the fucking 50′s anymore you old cunt.
there is so many more examples to be found on the daily mail website, in fact if you just search the word “outrage” I guarantee those of you with a brain will either spend the day laughing or be shocked at how moronic people have gotten, you may ask “well why have you read it?” and the answer is simple, I find it incredibly funny.
I am sure I will revisit this subject again in the future.
glad you like the site dude – it is of course mostly written in humour. politically speaking neither party are that good really
I think both exist to mop up after the other has been in power.