More Stuff
1. Chain email/forum posts etc, what is more pointless than sending out emails to everyone you know telling them that unless you send it to more people something shit will happen? nothing, nothing is more pointless! I’ve tried to think of something more pointless but I’ve got nothing. lets face it if you’re stupid enough to believe that the person you love is going to leave you because some dick sent you an email you can’t be arsed sending on then quite frankly you deserve everything you fucking get. I don’t understand how people think the composite fate of an ever expanding universe and its inhabitants will be affected by a fucking chain letter, I mean when ever I get one I feel like printing it out, finding the sad little fucker who made it up and ramming it down their throat waiting till they shit it out then ramming it down their throat again and that process can go on ad infinitum! the latest one I came across was on Face book on a general posting area it had about 300 people posting the same message that went something like this “I’m a sad twat and I think that if I repost this someone will kiss me” or words to that effect, in the world of statistics sure it’ll probably happen that one or two of these somewhat mentally deficient specimens will bump into each other and start up the process of basically kicking Darwin in the nuts and then we’ll have another 4 retarded offspring who can carry on the chain letters, brilliant.
2. The Americans (again) this time it’s about the entertainment industry, first off in one particular show I watched they cast an English guy for an English character which is all well and good until we get to his “twin” sister who they have chosen an Australian actress to play this part, you have to question the thinking behind this, what is it? is it something like this – as long as the accent is different to ours and sounds abit posh compared to ours it’ll do, well I say we fight back, we should cast Germans as Americans and see how they fucking like it, seriously do they not know the difference between Australia and the UK ? its gone on too long we are always portrayed as having thick London accents and on the rare occasion they get one of the accents right they find some other way to fuck it up, take Frasier for example we’ve all heard of Daphne Moon in the series, a girl from Manchester but when her idiot brother comes to stay lo! and behold he has a fucking London accent I don’t expect them to be able to tell the general areas of where we all come from, most of them can barely tell you what a fucking vegetable is, but if they could do us the favour of hiring actors from roughly the same area when they are meant to be a family that would help a great deal or at least do the right accent strangely enough we aren’t all from London over here just as you don’t all sound like that dumb fucking idiot Paris Hilton though evidence sometimes suggests otherwise.
3. Imperial or Metric? Fucking pick one and shut the fuck up about it.
