1. I really fucking hate people who say “tbh” especially when they’ve typed everything else out perfectly, not only that but it’s an assumption that you’re being honest when you say something so saying “to be honest” in any form is redundant and usually the words of someone who is lying.
2. …once you start reading this you can’t stop reading it or something bad will happen to everyone around you…wait a minute, no it won’t because this is a load of bollocks ! in fact if you believe something bad will happen, you’re a fucking idiot.
3. The road to truth … is long and lined the whole way with annoying bastards.
4. Grammar – it is my nemesis, I don’t understand it and very rarely use it correctly.
5. You just know a band is going to be shit when its called “artist Vs poet” fucking tosser emo twats.
6. If a band calls itself “metalcore” one thing they are not is “metal”
7. People who use the word “your” when they mean “you’re” all the time. and then there’s the people who talk in this god-awful “txt” language, is it really that hard to type the word “you”!? bloody talk show generation!
8. If people gave up speaking shit for lent face book would die.
9. Can someone please explain to me the idea behind the iPad, its like an ipod touch and a macbook with all the fucking useful bits taken off and sold separately for shitloads extra, and people think Microsoft were shady!!
10. That twat who wrote that chav book that basically explains that to rip on chavs shouldn’t be allowed because the working class are just as good as everyone else, well yes I agree the working class is as good as everyone else, I am working class, however chavs are not working class, they are drug addict scumbags for the most part who go around screaming and shouting at night getting pissed and beating people up, a generalisation, maybe I don’t care, they are dicks