Hey There Fat Twat!
Before I begin this I must tell you that I am by no means thin, I am abit overweight and for that I am ashamed, however yesterday I went to a supermarket for the first time in a while only to be confronted by herds of fucking bison drooling over every calorie filled abomination, these fat bastards wandering around the store with their fat bastard children stuffing crisps and chocolate into their baskets as they “shop” I can tell you it really made me sick, we – in this country used to have restraint, we also used to be fit energetic people but now we are fat useless fucking blobs of shit putting our gigantic guts on show as if it were something to be proud of, the women are in ill fitting tank tops with their rolls of fat hanging out and the men even more disturbing stuffing 3 crates of Stella in their baskets wearing a football shirt whilst their six chins are hanging over their frankly massive monster of a gut which is obviously a complete stranger to vegetables, and the children! hankering after coke and sweets buttered with fucking lard can barely see out of their eyes because their faces are almost completely closed up where the forehead fat has met the cheek fat, and you see these monstrous families all winching themselves out of their cars with their new disability cards which they were given because the doctor thought any excess strain on their fat encrusted hearts would lead these fat fucks dropping dead of heart failure outside the supermarkets. What is also sickening when you catch a glimpse of these slow walking building sized people, is when they bend over right in front of you to get an item from the lower shelves, you can’t fucking walk past them because they are blocking any means of escape from the view of their disgusting ample cleftal horizon in full view due to their ill fitting XXXXL trousers. I think enough is enough, there should maybe a ban on 2 for 1 offers, abit less TV and little more actual activity, nothing too hard just a walk every now and then that doesn’t have food at the end of it, you don’t have to be super thin just get to a state where your fucking stomach doesn’t have a stomach of its own.
Is it just me or is this fucking horrible??
