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	<title>Doommonger</title>
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	<description>Everything is shit, this is why</description>
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		<title>Barclays Bank</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I came into a bit of money in the form of a cheque so I took it into my bank for them to put it into MY account, the place where MY money is kept. so of course after the &#8220;working days&#8221; have passed that the fucking thing needs to clear, I tried to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/barclays-bank/</link>
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		<title>Headphonesite.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in the market for new headphones so I tried a few pairs out at a local electronics shop however they cost a fortune so I thought I would try the internet. I looked around for a company that came with at least some positive reviews finally settling on www.headphonesite.com so I ordered a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/headphonesite-com/</link>
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		<title>The Daily Mail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[well it was only a matter of time before I got around to this shit storm of a bad newspaper, it is an even bigger doommonger than me, and at least I do mine with elements of humour, they take themselves seriously which is fucking scary. having said that there is not much I can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/the-daily-mail/</link>
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		<title>More Rules For When I take Over The Planet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. the word celebrity is instantly banned and anyone in the media must have a dam good reason to be there, i.e. no more Kerry fucking katona or Peter fuckface Andre, any such non entity will be instantly forced to give up all their money and take their rightful place at the bottom of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/more-rules-for-when-i-take-over-the-planet/</link>
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		<title>When I Take Over The Planet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following rules will be effective immediately. 1. Christmas decorations will only be permitted in the month of December, anyone breaking this rule will be banned from having decorations for life, and they shall also have their existing decorations shoved up their arse. 2. Using mobile phones in the company of others is immediately illegal, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/when-i-take-over-the-planet/</link>
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		<title>bands making quick cash</title>
		<description><![CDATA[not so long ago one of my favourite electro-rock band started advertising a new album which was due, it had been 2 years since their last one so I thought &#8220;great!&#8221; so as their third album I thought &#8220;this should be good, they&#8217;ve grown into themselves, it should be special&#8221; so you can imagine my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/bands-making-quick-cash/</link>
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		<title>Myspace status Rant 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[thinkin bout stuff hmm why did u come back? argh I need to talk but meh lol &#8211; yes that’s about the level of self involvement and idiocy I&#8217;d expect from some ugly bitch who thinks she&#8217;s a model Live the moment in life to the full as you don&#8217;t know when that moment will [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/myspace-status-rant-2010/</link>
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		<title>the culture of litigation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every fucking day there are those adverts which start with some silly cow with a really bad fringe or that guy who was &#8220;actually given the wrong type of ladder&#8221; for a job he was doing &#8211; having some stupid accident and then suing some poor bastard because they happened to be on their property, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/the-culture-of-litigation/</link>
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		<title>4 things</title>
		<description><![CDATA[another little list of things that have been getting on my nerves. 1. &#8220;Alternative&#8221; Music &#8211; These days it seems so many of these half arsed emo-esque bands are being allowed to write absolute self indulgent tripe. Take &#8220;the used&#8221; for example, I recently heard the album &#8220;artwork&#8221; which musically was okay &#8211; however when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/189/</link>
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		<title>Hey There Fat Twat!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I begin this I must tell you that I am by no means thin, I am abit overweight and for that I am ashamed, however yesterday I went to a supermarket for the first time in a while only to be confronted by herds of fucking bison drooling over every calorie filled abomination, these [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doommonger.co.uk/hey-there-fat-twat/</link>
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