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10 New Laws For When I Take Over The World
Any Biscuits that are coloured yellow are hereby banned (unless they are party rings). People have to take an IQ test before procreating, I know it sounds abit fascist but more and more I see big fat idiot chav girls with 6 children, the gene pool has been watered down enough. All organised religions are [...]
Some More Shit
Idiots – more often these days, there seems to be an increase in retarded cake bakers walking around talking absolute garbage and passing it off as “being original” or “having a laugh” no, what you are doing is wasting fucking oxygen, its bad enough I have to see your bollocks hairstyle that reminds me of [...]
Everything is Fucking annoying!!
People who use religion to excuse their prejudice Imagine if you will.. you’ve built a Lego town and its taken you ages, then imagine all the pieces came to life, would you sit there making up rules about how these Lego men lived or would you fuck off and build another Lego town, if you [...]
Curry’s – The store not the food
I’m writing this on behalf of my brother, though I was there and argued with the bastards at the shop so technically it’s my gripe as well, anyway here’s the story… an oven and a dishwasher were both purchased at separate times from this piece of shit shop (don’t shop there, they’re mostly wankers) anyway [...]
Celebrity And Pop. Culture
1. Simon Cowell and all his henchmen – granted there are the odd person that goes onto the show that has talent but still, they should demonstrate song writing ability not just cloning some other bullshit pop singer they listened to, and Simon as the man who propagates this crap on us should be shot [...]