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Help
We seem to be living in an age where everyone expects “help” I see it everyday on reality shows and so on, “I can’t look after the 3 kids I had because I don’t have any help” why the fuck do you believe you are owed help and support, sure you could do with some [...]
online shopping
in theory, this is a great idea, but throughout this year I have noticed a lapse in customer service with a lot of online retailers, one of the most recent of my orders went something like this, I ordered a CD, they took my money, then heard absolutely nothing, so I contacted them, after 3 [...]
Managers/Business language and where I used to work
Managers in 99% of all cases are usually idiot retards who couldn’t get a job doing something of value and have figured out the art of bullshit, but of course they call it things like “forward thinking” “executive decision” and so on. I really think people should take a step back and listen to these [...]
More Stuff
1. Chain email/forum posts etc, what is more pointless than sending out emails to everyone you know telling them that unless you send it to more people something shit will happen? nothing, nothing is more pointless! I’ve tried to think of something more pointless but I’ve got nothing. lets face it if you’re stupid enough [...]
The Ebay Feedback System
what a fucking waste of time this is, no one can actually leave bad feedback when they’ve been wronged by a dick seller, because if the seller knows he/she has been a total prick they won’t leave you feedback untill you’ve left them feedback in which case if you’ve left bad feedback for them they [...]
People In Town
On Saturdays I tend to visit my local music shop to check for any cool CDs but this is becoming more and more of a nightmare, first you get into town and there is ALWAYS a family of fat bastards all walking next to each other as slowly as is humanly possible completely blocking off [...]
Why people on MySpace are fucking idiots
This is a collection of things people have put on their status message on Myspace and then my answer to them because I got pissed off! Pre-script: FYI, girls, you just sound stupid saying that you are “bi”. About 90 percent of the Myspace girls say that, and its far from likely, lets just be [...]
35 Things I Hate…
People who can’t fathom anything outside their own personal gain. Shows about rich american teenagers who talk quickely to make it seem as if they have intelligence. The double standards of the media that will parade a 12 year old girl on stage wearing little more than a belt and then send out witchhunts for [...]
10 New Laws For When I Take Over The World
Any Biscuits that are coloured yellow are hereby banned (unless they are party rings). People have to take an IQ test before procreating, I know it sounds abit fascist but more and more I see big fat idiot chav girls with 6 children, the gene pool has been watered down enough. All organised religions are [...]
Some More Shit
Idiots – more often these days, there seems to be an increase in retarded cake bakers walking around talking absolute garbage and passing it off as “being original” or “having a laugh” no, what you are doing is wasting fucking oxygen, its bad enough I have to see your bollocks hairstyle that reminds me of [...]