Banning of the word “chav”
Mr. Hampson of the Fabian society has declared the word “chav” to be “sneering and patronising”, and that this deeply offensive word should therefore be banned, no no no no bloody no! first of all these little bastards deserve a hell of a lot more than a word to punish them with, a belt sander and a blowtorch come instantly to mind, obviously this Mr. Hampson has never had to listen to these fuckers as they march in droves up the street screaming and carrying on at 4 in the morning, nor has he had to listen to the tirade of abuse you get when you have to walk past a fucking tribe of them, whilst you walk past their native breeding grounds (outside of McDonalds) He only has to see one episode of Jeremy Kyle to realise there is a fucking good reason why everyone hates them, not only that but these pricks actually think they look good as they buy knock off Burberry like Victoria beckham on coke, these fucking stains on the human species actually think that because they have a tag or an A.S.B.O. they are cool and they are often quick to demand respect, and I doubt they even know what the word means, they probably just heard it on some crappy film which for some reason only cast rappers from Detroit, all going on about how tough it is even though they walk about in coats costing 10 grand, so of course the white trash of the UK wants to imitate it with Burberry and BB guns, and that fucking awful accent that sounds half Detroit and half put-on Manchester and all retarded! come on, what a bunch of dicks!
The thing that really makes me laugh about these idiots is that they don’t actually realise they are a chav, I’ve heard one of these people calling another one a chav before now, and I had to hide my face cause I was laughing so much.
No, smoking weed is not cool nor is getting drunk and starting fights and pissing on war memorials (that happened recently in my town that guy is a dick) no, breaking bottles on the ground isn’t clever nor is putting windows through because you think the rest of the world should have a fucking dump like the wreck you live in, and another thing, what exactly is in your bedroom that is so important you had to move the mattress to your front garden?
so no, I don’t think we should ban the word “chav” what I think we should do is make the tags they have to wear pink and write “mummy’s little bender” on it and instead of an A.S.B.O. which is now seen as a status symbol among the shit eating fraternity they should be put on TV on Saturday night and be spanked by John Barrowman.
