More Rules For When I take Over The Planet
Posted by Paul Stevenson - The Bringer Of Doom on 11 25th, 2010 | no responses
1. the word celebrity is instantly banned and anyone in the media must have a dam good reason to be there, i.e. no more Kerry fucking katona or Peter fuckface Andre, any such non entity will be instantly forced to give up all their money and take their rightful place at the bottom of the [...]
When I Take Over The Planet
Posted by Paul Stevenson - The Bringer Of Doom on 11 23rd, 2010 | no responses
The following rules will be effective immediately. 1. Christmas decorations will only be permitted in the month of December, anyone breaking this rule will be banned from having decorations for life, and they shall also have their existing decorations shoved up their arse. 2. Using mobile phones in the company of others is immediately illegal, [...]