The Ebay Feedback System
what a fucking waste of time this is, no one can actually leave bad feedback when they’ve been wronged by a dick seller, because if the seller knows he/she has been a total prick they won’t leave you feedback untill you’ve left them feedback in which case if you’ve left bad feedback for them they [...]
My Old School
This post is probably less humour based and more an airing of my soul than anything but this is about all things that are shit and my old school is certainly something that falls under that category. First of all I will be mentioning offenders by their names and the school in question is [...]
People In Town
On Saturdays I tend to visit my local music shop to check for any cool CDs but this is becoming more and more of a nightmare, first you get into town and there is ALWAYS a family of fat bastards all walking next to each other as slowly as is humanly possible completely blocking off [...]
Why people on MySpace are fucking idiots
This is a collection of things people have put on their status message on Myspace and then my answer to them because I got pissed off! Pre-script: FYI, girls, you just sound stupid saying that you are “bi”. About 90 percent of the Myspace girls say that, and its far from likely, lets just be [...]
35 Things I Hate…
People who can’t fathom anything outside their own personal gain. Shows about rich american teenagers who talk quickely to make it seem as if they have intelligence. The double standards of the media that will parade a 12 year old girl on stage wearing little more than a belt and then send out witchhunts for [...]
10 New Laws For When I Take Over The World
Any Biscuits that are coloured yellow are hereby banned (unless they are party rings). People have to take an IQ test before procreating, I know it sounds abit fascist but more and more I see big fat idiot chav girls with 6 children, the gene pool has been watered down enough. All organised religions are [...]
Some More Shit
Idiots – more often these days, there seems to be an increase in retarded cake bakers walking around talking absolute garbage and passing it off as “being original” or “having a laugh” no, what you are doing is wasting fucking oxygen, its bad enough I have to see your bollocks hairstyle that reminds me of [...]
Everything is Fucking annoying!!
People who use religion to excuse their prejudice Imagine if you will.. you’ve built a Lego town and its taken you ages, then imagine all the pieces came to life, would you sit there making up rules about how these Lego men lived or would you fuck off and build another Lego town, if you [...]