4 things
another little list of things that have been getting on my nerves.
1. “Alternative” Music – These days it seems so many of these half arsed emo-esque bands are being allowed to write absolute self indulgent tripe. Take “the used” for example, I recently heard the album “artwork” which musically was okay – however when the guy (if you can call him that) starts singing (in EVERY song) it is talking to someone which is probably his ex-girlfriend. One example picked purely at random goes like this “I could forget about the smile you always faked” so not only is this guy self indulgent enough to write an entire album of this shit but instead the whole of the used discography bar not one single song is this same god awful bollocks. and it’s not just The Used it is a billion other lazy bastards who would rather spend more time getting their hair flicked just right than they would actually thinking about something a bit more original. so here is a little list of things to sing about taken from the things I have written you could write about instead – yes, I know it’s mostly negative but to be fair so is writing 5 albums about some stupid bitch.
a. first person experience of a plane crash
b. a weird carnival
c. nuclear apocalypse
d. ghosts/aliens
e. strange stories from the past (e.g. Karl Von Cosel)
f. wandering through dreams
g. religious cults
h. psychosis
i. places you’ve been to
j. the sea
k. general observation
l. visiting people in hospital
m. political issues
n. stories of abuse
o. predictions of the future
p. bands who are only in it to make money
q. what it would be like to be invisible
r. the evolution of everything
s. homeless people
t. world war stories
all that before having to write 300 fucking songs about some stupid woman that left me 8 years ago!
2. Internet Slappers – so often when I’m browsing for things to piss me off enough to write something on here I see many a picture of stupid teenage girls who for some reason have gotten it into their heads that they could be a model, they’ve all got a “portfolio” of photos that some 58 year old pervert took of them whilst charging them a fortune, now I may be being a little semantic here but I thought that in prostitution it was meant to be the guy who paid the girl and not the other way around or have I been misled all these years? anyway, sure you may look okay now at 19 but by the time you’ve popped out that 3rd kid by the age of 21 from the 79th guy you’ve slept with while pissed out of your skull you’ll be a fat mess like the rest of the girls who thought their youthful looks would carry them through life on a boat made from gold and diamond sailing on champagne.
3. Big Brother – it is shit shit shit shit.
4. No Class Dicks AKA Chavs, Rappers and so on – recently a housing estate has been erected very near to where I live and it is not bad at all, they seemed to have built it very well and to a high standard, so imagine my surprise when I found out they were going to move all the human filth they could dredge up from the local smack dens into it, the usual fat single mothers with 8 kids – all with shaved heads naturally, probably because of lice or something and all wearing the mandatory tracksuits, and it goes without saying that not one of those tracksuits have never seen a fucking track in their stinking lives. Then of course you get those barely evolved skinny drug filled tattooed freaks wandering about at 2pm (yes I mean the afternoon one!!) with their cans of stellar and whatever cheap piss their benefits will afford them (on a Thursday no less) talking in an overloud and over aggressive way using the word “fuck” and “fucking” as their main hesitation interjection i.e. AFTER EVERY DAM WORD!! and if you pass one of these giant diseased cocks on a phone you’ll notice that not only you can hear the inane bollocks they are talking about (not paying child maintenance is a popular one) but also the person a mile down the road can too.
