On Saturdays I tend to visit my local music shop to check for any cool CDs but this is becoming more and more of a nightmare, first you get into town and there is ALWAYS a family of fat bastards all walking next to each other as slowly...

This is a collection of things people have put on their status message on Myspace and then my answer to them because I got pissed off! Pre-script: FYI, girls, you just sound stupid saying that you are “bi”. About 90 percent...

People who can’t fathom anything outside their own personal gain. Shows about rich american teenagers who talk quickely to make it seem as if they have intelligence. The double standards of the media that will parade a 12 year...

Any Biscuits that are coloured yellow are hereby banned (unless they are party rings). People have to take an IQ test before procreating, I know it sounds abit fascist but more and more I see big fat idiot chav girls with 6 children,...

Idiots – more often these days, there seems to be an increase in retarded cake bakers walking around talking absolute garbage and passing it off as “being original” or “having a laugh” no, what you are...